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+// elon_all.c
+// elonizes ur system
+/* compile:
+gcc -shared -fPIC -o elon_all.so elon_all.c -ldl
+
+*/
+#define _GNU_SOURCE
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdarg.h>
+#include <unistd.h>
+#include <sys/types.h>
+#include <sys/socket.h>
+#include <dlfcn.h>
+#include <string.h>
+int printf(const char *fmt, ...) {
+    (void)fmt;
+    return fprintf(stdout, "elon musk\n");
+}
+ssize_t write(int fd, const void *buf, size_t count) {
+    (void)buf; (void)count;
+    const char *msg = "elon musk\n";
+    size_t len = strlen(msg);
+    // Call the real write
+    static ssize_t (*real_write)(int,const void*,size_t) = NULL;
+    if (!real_write) real_write = dlsym(RTLD_NEXT, "write");
+    return real_write(fd, msg, len);
+}
+ssize_t send(int sockfd, const void *buf, size_t len, int flags) {
+    (void)buf; (void)len; (void)flags;
+    const char *msg = "elon musk\n";
+    size_t mlen = strlen(msg);
+    static ssize_t (*real_send)(int,const void*,size_t,int) = NULL;
+    if (!real_send) real_send = dlsym(RTLD_NEXT, "send");
+    return real_send(sockfd, msg, mlen, flags);
+}
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